Really, it is. Think about it. Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. Marriage is a coin toss and if you lose, you lose half your shit. I was talking to some guy who got divorced and he said he pays 5000 a month in child support and alimony—after taxes. In other words, he has no money for himself. No money for food, rent or beer. He’s in debt up to his ass and he has a good job.
And of that 50% that stays married, I think a good portion are just sticking it out because divorce would be a pain in the ass.
Kids? You really don’t need them. Most people have kids because they think they can nurture them to greatness. They can’t. Everyone thinks their kid will grow up to be someone great. No one likes to think their kid will grow up to work in Burger King. Chances are, your kid will probably disappoint you.
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with being married or having kids. I’m just saying, they’re not all they’re cracked up to be.
I’m just saying, there’s nothing wrong with being single.
I hate when people say, “You’re still single.”
